Update for 1/25/13!

All SFW! Prostitutes are here! ….but they’re nothing new.

Molest the Monkey

Let’s Hateo Kaito Rapeo!

I skipped chapter 7 of Kaito Shuno because it was just “Kaito Shuno go to the mall and Shuno tries to convince everybody they’re a couple, then Shuno forcibly makes out with Kaito while he pathetically pleads for him to stop.”

So let’s jump right into some backstory!

Prostitutes r’ Us

Those images are from the bonus content for those who don’t know.

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32 Responses to Update for 1/25/13!

  1. cc says:

    That scenario variety is killing me here. KILLING ME.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Just wanted to say I would LOVE a Junjou riff, which I read about you discussing in some earlier comments. That manga is a bad yaoi goldmine.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Oh but also I enjoy the Kaito Shuno riff. The webcomic’s just…so…BAD…

    • Oh thanks for the input! Molest the Monkey will probably be over in a month or so and I am planning to do Junjou afterwards. I’m glad you like the Kaito Shuno riffs! I don’t want to do ALL OF IT, but their are some scenes that are so bad, I can’t help but want to riff….quite a few scenes.

      • Shan says:

        > Molest the Monkey will probably be over in a month or so…

        Hooray! We should have a celebration!

        > … and I am planning to do Junjou afterwards.

        I take that back.

        Part of me is excited and nobody should ever be excited for Junjou.

        • We should! It’s my longest riff so far! Not sure what to do for the celebration though…I’ll take any suggestions.

          According to my calculations they’ll be 25 more pages of Molest the Monkey, may not be exact depending if I skip any pages or what have you.

          Haha I’m glad my riffs bring a sort of twisted excitement to you. I’m both looking forward to it and dreading it.

          • Shan says:

            A highlight reel? Some form of eulogy? I have no idea.

            That little? Wow. I thought we had a bit longer – not a complaint.

            I can’t see how you’re looking forward to it but I suppose it’s like looking forward to a crap film that you can laugh at with your friends. Except I put Junjou in the “so bad there’s no jokes to make” category but I’ll be able to listen to somebody else’s jokes.

  4. werthers says:

    I started laughing so hard when I saw Lord Mouthbreather’s tiny baby hands cup the other guy’s fa ce. The anatomy is getting worse in leaps and bounds

  5. RC says:

    By the power of Copy Paste, I pronounce you a new page with some anatomy and color (skin tone) tweakings!

    • I REALLY FAP TO LIKE THAT EXACT FACE GRAB BY PERSONALITY-LESS SEME, AND THAT EXACT LOOK FROM HYPER-BLUSH UKE LET’S DRAW IT 5 MORE TIMES!

      • RC says:

        Why draw it 5 more times when we can just reuse the same images over and over??? It’s perfectly okay- anime and professional mangakas do it all the time! And so did the Great Art History Masters and it will save us time and we can get some sleep because maintaining this train wreck takes up a lot of time and energy!

        Not like anyone is going to notice if we give them a view of nakid MB and blushy red head.

  6. Shan says:

    Dracula’s anatomy in panel #3 is all over the place. His face is just… frightening.

    It’s nice to know their artwork hasn’t changed at all. When did they draw those bonus pages? Reed’s gotten whiter as well, soon everybody will be StarRapist white.

    In the original comic Rory asks what he should get Reed since he doesn’t like sweets. a) should have asked him the last time. b) he has OCD and is a weapons dealer, buy him some stainless steel polish. As a stereotype he’ll appreciate it.

    • They drew those bonus pages during the making of Chapter 3 it seems.

      Haha I like your points but allow me to add a few more.

      C.) Asking him questions is pointless since he knows speaking makes him less sexy.
      D.) What he probably REALLY wants is you to be utterly motionless and silent like a sex doll, because that’s how he treats you.

  7. Shan says:

    Brilliantly TH doesn’t date their comics, so I’m going by the vague comment dates of “one year ago”. They haven’t improved at all in that time; they’ve become stagnant, that’s a problem a lot of bad artists have. It’s changed ever so slightly but it hasn’t improved. It’s shocking yet unsurprising.

    Two important points. *nods*

  8. SirSeph says:

    Reed’S FACE IN THE THIRD PANEL I’M FRICKING WHEEZING

    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=110azvd&s=6

    The face of a man who is 100% done with this cupcake bullshit. Or a little constipated. Or mourning his father’s imminent death. Take your pick.

  9. randonimity says:

    Could we please get SOME facial expression out of this guy? A smirk? A quirked eye brow? Some vague hint of amusement that MB’s about to have sex? Hell at this point, I’d settle for a sadistic glint in MB’s eye over Uke-poo’s blatant discomfort. Instead we get this blank, lifeless “I’m just going through the motions” stare. This is about as romantic as some random guy breaking into your bedroom to stare at your sleeping form just because you walked by him one day and made the mistake of making eye-contact.

    • Shan says:

      I’m not sure if that Twilight reference was intentional or not, but I like it.

      I get the feeling if he makes a single facial expression he’ll get stuck, like how Bat-boy’s only expression is D:… I think that’s the expression of all of the uke’s in Monkey. Seme’s are only allowed to go :|.

    • Agreed! I would kill to see him do SOME kind of emoting. I cannot understand how that is sexy…AT ALL! SOMEBODY HELP!
      I SUBMIT AN OPEN CHALLENGE TO YOU FOLLOWERS!
      Collect every single Reed expression and put it into a collage! I bet they’ll only be two differences throughout the collage.
      1.) Perspective we see the face.
      2.) Sometimes his eyes are closed cause he’s kissing Red.

  10. JustKillMeNow says:

    Speaking about the shit that is Teahouse, did anyone decide to read about that ~lovely~ tour they are going to have in Japan?

    Like, who really is going to pay $2+ grand plus flight expenses to participate in “crazy yaoi themed events”.

    • Hey boss I need a month off to work I’m going to Japan.

      Oh no, I’m not going with my family I’m going with people I’ve never met before who draw a gay porn comic. Yes don’t you know there is nothing more to Japan then yaoi? It’s going to be the best masturbatory gay fetishist outing, EVER!
      ….
      You’re firing me for acute stupidity? OH WELL STILL MEANS I HAVE THE TIME OFF!

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