Update for 3/31/13!

ALL SFW! Star Rapist doesn’t even need any riffing but I tried.

Let’s Hateo Kaito Rapeo!

Pure heartless Rape Dance

Star Rapist

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14 Responses to Update for 3/31/13!

  1. cc says:

    Abel is such a strong independent woman who has total control over his manchild of a partner/lover.

    I’m baffled they didn’t go whole hog with the cliche in having Abel physically place a hand on Cain but I guess that would be more ~art hard~.

    Is this a play on “your eyes say yes” by having his eyes say “no, bad cain, no time with the humppillow tonight!”

  2. envy says:

    Bad, Bad dog!

  3. RC says:

    Also something I have been noticing- for someone with rep for being aggressive and violent, Cain has not been living up to it. Maybe it’s the recent reading I’ve been doing on psychopaths/sociopaths and domestic abusers, but Cain fails to live up to the supposed canon ‘rep’. In fact- all the fighters are.

    What was the point of establishing the aggressive, violent focused fighters and the academic, passive navigators if you are not going to use them as such? I mean the psychopath with a heart of gold is second only to the whore with the heart of gold and the world experienced virgin in trope/formula fiction.

    • Anonymous says:

      Cause Starfighter was born as someone’shawt fantasy (and it should definitely stay in someone’s head). I’m actually surprised. Starfighter is a manifest of yaoi stereotypes- extremly showing us split to roles of seme and uke (ukes are dressed white, semes black in case we didn’t who’s who). And I thought, that only yaoi fangirls areusing stereotypes in yaoi… Anyway, he probably wanted to make Cain seem more umm.. a good character? Like he seems aggressive, but he has a good heart? (another popular yaoi scenario |D) It’s pointless to look for realism in this story, because even the author doesn’t know what he wants to show here. Starfighter is simly a porn and Hamlet threw here a random plot to cover it a little.

      • wanderingaddict says:

        I thought Hamelt was a chick. are they really a dude?

        • Anonymous says:

          Really? For me it was pretty obvious, so I thought, that everyone knew that.

          • wanderingaddict says:

            dudes don’t typically write tops and bottoms to the absolute extremes of yaoi-ism, where the very idea of Abel topping Cain? hah-HA what funny joke right? like that could ever happen in a gay relationship!

            so yeah, I just assumed that given how much Abel is treated like a woman that it was a woman writing it.

        • Anonymous says:

          Because she is. Someone gave you a wrong info. Hamlet Machine is a girl (in fact, there’s a lot of her photos around dA, because people are so pround to have photographs with her- like she was some kind of celebrity)

  4. Shan says:

    What is up with the cheerleader in the first panel? His face is lopsided.

    Why did Abel have to do that? Something interested could have happened. Plus now Cain is going to be an arse about Abel telling him what to do in public or something.

    • Abel has to show he’s a strong independent woman. Personally I think that Cain is going to let it go, to show that Abel has some sway over him, but while his face is turned beat them up or something. So people will initially be like, “omigosh Cain wubs Abel!” but when Cain goes behind Abel’s back they won’t realize he really didn’t listen to a thing he said, just hid it from him in order to manipulate him.
      Relationship manipulation, kawaii to da max.

  5. Wanda says:

    Dude, if Abel actually made Cain sleep on the couch and it descended into a whacky parody of marriage, I’d be SUCH A FAN. Then later Abel be all “DID YOU PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL” and Cain be all “I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DO THAT” and then they would do that whole “So-and-so, would you please tell Abel that he’s a poop-eating turdball?” and then the other be all, “So-and-so, would you tell Cain that he can go die in a fire?”

    And then they’d get a wacky divorce and fight over the chafing dish.

    *sigh* If only.

    • They adopt emo as their child, Praxis is the hunky neighbor that Abel flirts with much to Cain’s chagrin. Yet just as Abel seems to go for the normal neighbor, Abel admits that he likes how Cain is an insufferable cockfucker, while Cain admits he’s totally into how Abel acts like a passive aggressive doormat.

      WELP better luck next time Praxis!

      • Wanda says:

        Meanwhile, Praxis mows the lawn shirtless and Abel, like a good parody housewife, stands by the kitchen window and watches him while drinking too many glasses of wine wearing a floral apron. Then Cain gets home drunk and is all “WHERE IS DINNER, WIFE?” and Abel’s all “Make yur own damn dinner, jerk” and it descends into a drunken brawl while emo sits and cries in the corner about WHY CAN’T I HAVE NORMAL PARENTS WAAAAAH.

        AH, the perfect American suburban life!

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