Update for 8/29/13!

All SFW! Prostitutes are getting their smolder on.

Let’s Hateo Kaito Rapeo!

Pure heartless Rape Dance

Prostitutes r’ Us

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37 Responses to Update for 8/29/13!

  1. Stardigrade says:

    Ermagerd, I wasn’t the only one to go O___o at the trouser-reveal xDDD

    I actually quite like E’s colouring on this page, there’s colour theory going on which actually works well for a change.

    Plot-wise, ugh. Next few pages will be Pimpy lamenting how Linneas never plays the piano anymore or some Pseudo-Utena sub-story that’s supposed to develop the character’s backstory more but really just wastes potential story advancement. :’(

    ALSO in regards to Rape Dance, this is one of the most unsensual kisses ever. Drawn properly, hands can be very erotic but these are the worst hands I’ve seen in forever. Mind you, they lost me at the *slide* *squish* sound effects. Ew.

  2. Annausagi2 says:

    “Tell Atros his tiny violin has arrived.”

  3. RayneofCastamere says:

    And Linneus’s outfits continue to get more and more ridiculous. Seriously, what in the hell is that shirt?

    And moping whilst touching piano keys? I’m with Annausagi2, I’m only surprised they didn’t go with playing a tiny violin in terms of wangsty cliché.

    …How much are the hookers making that they can afford a grand piano (NOT CHEAP AT ALL HOLY SHIT) in their joint? Bullshit.

    • Stardigrade says:

      Why is it they can afford a piano, but Atros forced Linneus to sell his jewellery to make up the “lost revenue”? Fucking worse money management than the UK government xD

      • cc says:

        I’m 1000% sure Pimpy forced Pinky to sell that shit because he’s a controlling asshole who doesn’t want the “abuser’s” gifts around Pinky anymore.

        So basically he’s just being more of an asshole instead of being really bad at finances, though this brand new goddamn piano puts that into question.

        • Anonymous says:

          I remember people arguing on Pinky’s relationship with that ‘abuser’ (I forgot his name). They couldn’t decide if he was bad to him or if it was just rough sex. The bigest abuser here is Atroz (yes, I will call him that from now on). He controlls ever move Pinky makes, forces him to sell his property and decides on things Pinky should decide himself. If Pinky can slap Atroz in the face when he wants to make out with him, he could as well do the same to the customer (not that Argent is supposed to protect anyone in this mansion or whatever). I can’t tell for sure. We know literally anything about that guy and his interactions with Linny. He was just there to make Atroz jealous.

          Oh, and Pimpy is sooo protective. He can protect Pinky (even if Pinky says there is no need for it), but he totes don’t care about Rory and Axis.

          • Oh, and Pimpy is sooo protective. He can protect Pinky (even if Pinky says there is no need for it), but he totes don’t care about Rory and Axis.

            Ugh THIS THIS FOREVER!

            Let’s let Rhys rape, beat, and control Axis and not explain a THING about sex to the puckering anal hyman that is Rory cause money.

        • RayneofCastamere says:

          Any minute now he will go bankrupt and there will be much rejoicing as finally Pimpy is forced to endure a little hardship for once.

          No more of that “Daddy put pressure on me therefore it’s OK of I’m a dickweed.”

        • Wanda says:

          But CC, he might play the piano! Pretty people with talent are never assholes! D8 They’re just misunderstood geniuses!

      • That’s what I was thinking. I kept trying to hold on to some hope that Atros’ shitty behavior would be painted over with, “HE HAD TOO CAUSE DEBT” but every turn seems to spit in that theory’s face. Break all the lamps, and buy giant pianos why not.

  4. Wanda says:

    Why does Argent have her sword out anyway? Did she think there were burglars at the door or something? “Awful polite burglars, pushing the doorbell and everything. . .” Or maybe she has to protect Linny from a piano. OH LINNY BE CAREFUL YOU MIGHT BREAK A NAIL. LET ME WAVE MY SWORD AT IT IN MY BLOOMERS.

    In all seriousness, this page is not as awful as most. Though I wonder why they’re all there, suddenly, for a piano. Don’t they have a butler or someone who takes care of deliveries like this?

    I also love that there’s just a huge empty corner there. Like, HEY, might as well put it here, we aren’t using it!

    • Stardigrade says:

      Maybe she used her sword to open the packaging? We never see her use the sword, who’s to say its not used as an all-purpose tool? They probably had to make a lot of budget restrictions to afford that piano so we should expect some sword-can-opener action in future pages

      • Anonymous says:

        She picks her teeth with it too. And whenever someone wants her to protect them, she’s like, “What? Oh no, I don’t actually use this for FIGHTING. It just makes me look tough”. XD

    • cc says:

      I recall they were gathered around mourning or whatever? I have no fucking clue, TH has some of the worst “plot focus” ever.

      Or is this somehow Chekov’s Piano? Who the fuck knows.

      • Wanda says:

        Oooooh. See, I’m so used to time/mood changes that I thought this was a completely independent scene. Now that I go back and look, it is right after the “mourning”. OOPS. It’s what happens when you’re on hiatus for a month. :/

    • RC says:

      Green Girl asked Asshole to go tell Boss Wangst Asshole his piano arrived. Asshole made the atempt to make a pass/request tits or sex from Green Girl and Green Girl just asked White Girl with Sword to threaten Asshole and the Asshole sulked off.

      That’s why Argent got her sword out.

  5. Moony says:

    So Tits wears pants now and Pinky is wearing a skirt?

    Scratch that, not at all surprised that Pinky is wearing a skirt in this scene.

    • Tiamat says:

      Not just any skirt, but what looks to be a pencil skirt. Isn’t this supposed to be a (nominally) Victorian setting?

      Also what the hell is going on with Pinky’s legs in that panel where he’s sitting down. there is something seriously off there.

    • Wanda says:

      I thought they were shorts for a while, since Pinky seems to like super short shorts too . . .

  6. Kerli says:

    So now they don’t even pretend it’s Victorian anymore. Someone please explain to me how does Linneus’s shirt work? Because when I saw the last panel I was so confused- first, I couldn’t even find his arms and thought he has them bend with piece of cloth. Seriously. Even for XXI century his clothes look bizare. Oh, and Clarett is wearing trousers again. In XIX century inspired world. wow. I said it once before, but I’ll say this again. Even victorian lolita wouldn’t wear something like this. It was (I guess?) supposed to be Victorian inspired, but it doesn’t have anything to do with Victorian.

    It’s funny how each one of them should now work, their brothel is one of the most popular one, but they are rarely working. Nope. They are drinking tea, gossiping and they are so bored, that the arrival of old cheap piano is a big event for them.

    Yes, this mansion lacks a butler and Remy disappeared. Sadly here, her appeariance would have more sence than in the last scene.

    • RayneofCastamere says:

      His shirt works because of pixiedust and rule of uke-prettiness. I think.

      My BA in History actually starts smoking whenever I see this series described as “Victorian.” I can see little sparks of flame coming out of it right now.

      • I feel ya on the History thing, I’m a history geek with a SORTA degree in it. Why do people think its such a sexy period in history I MEAN REALLY?

        • RayneofCastamere says:

          I have no idea. Maybe the clothes and art? I think the Victorian era was the least sexy era ever. Super-prudishness meets all sorts of repressed kinks that even the internet would think was wrong. One guy, to prove how messed up the system was, bought a 13-year-old virgin girl just to show how easily it could be done and to move people into stopping stuff like that.

          Ancient Egypt on the other hand? Hot. In both senses of the word.

          • Stardigrade says:

            Real Victorian clothes are horrible, I dont get the fetish fuel. Everyday victorian dress tended to be frumpy, but above all they were exceedingly uncomfortable.


            Yeah, don’t see those featured in period couture magazines DO YA?

            Corsets didnt come in polyester with chinese designs like you can buy today, they were white but normally beige from filth because VICTORIANS WERENT SO TAKEN ON BATHING. Omg so hawt luv dem stink lines.

          • Stardigrade says:

            (sorry if double post, my last post didnt go through?)

            I really hate how Victorian clothing is romanticised. Your average Victorian outfit was frumpy and uncomfortable and probably stunk to high-heaven as it took ‘em a pretty long time to accept bathing as more than a once-a-year occurance.

          • 1st one didn’t go through cause the spam fliter gets wary of links, I pushed it through though.

          • Anicent Egypt is not bad. As I understand it both men and women had shaved heads (under wigs) and I kinda have a weakness for ladies with shaved heads shhhhh.

            Though I did hear they used crocodile poop as contraceptives….don’t know how wide spread but….that particular quirk not so sexy.

        • Kerli says:

          That’s cause many people don’t know what the term ‘Victorian’ mean. No, seriously- this group of people is bigger than you think. Go to Tumblr and type ‘victorian’. You’ll find everything in this tag: medieval clothes, XVIII century clothes, Jane Austen, Marie Antoniette and gothic outfits.

          • For some reason people think Victorian is short hand for, “Back then in history when people were fancy.”

          • Kerli says:

            Yeah, that’s exactly how it is. There are a lot of ‘that’s not victorian’ blogs who correct badly tagged pictures. Wonder would happen if Teahouse suddenly appeared there?

            Creating a ‘Victorian inspired’ world is as hard as placing your story in XIX century, because in both situations you need a good research. When you create your own world and you actually CARE about your comic/book/etc. you must specyfie what your world takes from that history period and what is created by you + make sure the end effect will make sense. Emirian clearly didn’t care about this.

      • cc says:

        I hardly consider myself even vaguely good with history and I can tell 98% of this is BS’d and it disappoints me because of how much “swaying power” TH has with the little newbies who are going to go into webcomics (with “yaoi” themes) and how much more of these lazy art/writing practices will be EMULATED or watered down to worse.

        • Anonymous says:

          Honestly I don’t get what’s so fun with the word ‘yaoi’. Can’t they just call it ‘slash comic’? Or ‘BL comic’? Same goes with the word ‘manga’. A lot of young artists post their comics in the internet and call them manga. It’s not manga. Manga is a word usen for japanese comic books.

    • Wanda says:

      Maybe they work for a union. Only 8 hours of work, with 3 15 minute breaks and an hour for lunch. And a gym membership.

    • Stardigrade says:

      In Emirains defence, and I am rarely in this position, real-life modern high-ranking prostitutes basically do the same thing – sitting round waiting for their clients. HOWEVER usually the clients pay for the workers to come to THEM, usually all-inclusive travel and accomodation. They can make big BIG money, but honestly, if Atros doesn’t let his slaves his travel, surely that would put off a lot of high-ranking clientèle? Unless we’re meant to believe prostitution is common-place and reputations aren’t a factor at all in this magical world without STDS.

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