Update for 11/21/13!

All SFW! Prostitutes r’ us is under the cut because my coloring job WILL hurt your eyes.

Let’s Hateo Kaito Rapeo!

The Tyrant who fell down and Can’t get up! By Sir Seph

Prostitutes r’ Us

Don’t try to read the text I put on the characters let me translate for the curious starting with the 2nd panel and on:
“Go on touch my tit tit tit tit tit” a series of sexys
“Oh my Lady-gasm!” “Anal Heat” “Extra Sexy”
“My Vagina A-sploding now!”
(I think I wrote something like)”Help me I can’t contain the vag-flood!”

My maturity is supreme!
“My Clitorios has bonerified”

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22 Responses to Update for 11/21/13!

  1. Anonymous says:

    the most distressing thing about the uncoloured teahouse pages is that i cannot for the life of me work out what the fuck they’ve even drawn everything is just so overdetailed with the same line widths euahuhguhaugh

    • cc says:

      What are design hierarchies anyway, gaaaawd.

    • Stardigrade says:

      Yeah this annoys me too! They could atleast put some tones in so it’s not impossible to decipher.

    • Tiamat says:

      Is that why their pages always looked so flat? Damn, I’m ashamed of myself for being unable to identify that.

      …Didn’t at least one of them work in the comic books industry? Even if they weren’t inkers, surely they must have noticed the difference in line weight in the inks.

  2. gilraen_tinuviel says:

    Oh noes, as a proper lady he has a migraine. Quick. Mr. Rapeary, give him smelling salts before he’ll faint!

    PS: Wonderful colouring!

  3. Wanda says:

    Faps, I’ve been looking at this exact color scheme for my Rainbow Mansion comic! HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

    I will give them props for some amazing backgrounds. They can come draw as many backgrounds for me if they want. TAKE THEM. I DON’T WANT THEM.

    I will also give them credit for making their prince such a delicate pampered spoiled brat, because it’s a “thing” for princes to be portrayed as these valiant courageous beings when in real life they’re mostly just huge pricks. I don’t think the authors KNOW he is an unattractive and annoying douchecanoe, but I will say that he’s more accurate than most princes.

    Have no clue why those two hang out together though. Like, if I were a spoiled brat I would surround myself with “yes” men who did everything I wanted. I mean, he says Axis is so “refreshing” cuz he gives him shit all the time, but so does Lord Mouthbreather. In fact, I haven’t seen anyone NOT give Rhys shit. Even that princess with the huge hair was bitching at him. So why again is Axis so ~*~SPECIAL~*~?

    • Stardigrade says:

      Yeeeaaahhh surely that princess and him should have had more chemistr–Oh no wait, she has a vag. -__-;;

      I guess Axis gives him shit in an “I dont know who you are” kinda way? Being loathed anonymously is better than being loathed by people who know who you are? #teahouselogic

      • Wanda says:

        Yeah, I ship Huge Hair and Princey. Then they can sit around and be assholes to each other all fucking day and no one else has to deal with it. TRUE LOVE. 8D


      I agree, backgrounds are a source of struggle for me….though there’s such a thing as too detailed.

      It seems as if the Teahouse authors have written a host of competent villains….it’s too bad we’re supposed to want to slick to them instead of hate them.

      Christ even the stable boy was like, “I don’t think you should do this.” As I’ve stated before, despite the authors’ denial, Axis is liked not because he’s a “no” man but because he gives the king a good power trip. That he dislikes him AND he can subjugate him easily to his whims. If he didn’t want his ass kissed all day, wouldn’t it be exciting to have somebody yanno top or dom him? lol whatever.

      • Wanda says:

        Maybe at some point in my life I’ll have to rein in the detail for my back– ahaha, no. Never. I draw four lines and I’m done. DONE I TELL YOU.

        Yeah, if everyone were an evil prick and there was, like, one good guy who was just all “WTF” all the time, then it’d be fine. You know, like a reality show. That you don’t actually hate.

        I have a serious thing for characters who are dominant in the public sphere but want their asses whooped in private. (figuratively or literally). Rhys would be a gazillion times more interesting if he actually wanted to be dommed. But no. He just wants to be an asshole to another asshole, but pay him this time so that Axis has to put up with it.

  4. Stardigrade says:

    Yep that colouring is just about right. Phew, I was honestly starting to miss my weekly fix of eye-sore!

    But yeah, past two pages I honestly couldn’t give a fuck. Two characters that will never have sex are clearly not worth building chemistry between other than sharing abloobloos…And it just shows. On with the fuck-scenes already!

  5. Wanda says:

    Also, is Shuno having a panic attack or something? Because stop the fuck right there, AngelPerez. Just go fucking punch yourself in the face. If he’s gonna fucking freak out because Kaito LAUGHS at someone on the phone, PUNCH YOURSELF. Seriously. Do it. Don’t do any serious damage, but just punch yourself into some common sense, please. I just– what. I cannot. *shutting down*

    It’s one thing to find weiner pics on your supposed “boyfriend”s phone. It’s another thing to find out that your “significant other” finds someone else in this world amusing. OH NO HOW WILL I EVER MOVE ON.

    I swear, AngelPerez is the Satan of yaoi. She has found the absolute worst of everything and put it into one comic.

    • blankface says:

      Oh, is that supposed to be a panic attack? I legit thought he was supposed to be jerking it.

      • He is having a freak out….WITH A BONER cause why not

        • blankface says:

          Like, I know panic attack look different for different people, and they’re kind of hard to illustrate since they tend to be so internal, but… in my experience having panic attacks (and I have some form of anxiety disorder so I am well acquainted with them) I’ve never shoved my hands into my crotch and gotten all blushy and started panting. I’m more likely to curl up in a ball on the floor and go pale. Red’s reaction there is just… it looks like he’s jerking off! Hell, compare his expression and posture to that scene in Teahouse were Lord Giraffeneck tells Ukey McGoodtwin to masturbate and… it looks really similar. This looks like a masturbation scene.

          • Wanda says:

            Oh. HA! you can tell how innocent I am, lol.

            He is probably definitely jerking it. BUT. I thought the shaky lines were him actually shaking. And if you can’t breathe, your face does go red. And you might shove your hands between your legs to stop them from shaking or something, I don’t know.

            Shame on me for forgetting that arousal in yaoi just means BLUSHING. Not actually, you know, having an expression of desire or arousal. Expressions are for LAME-OS, AMIRITE?

          • I was not joking when he talks about how Kaito’s Laughter was giving him a boner. Though he than goes on to angst so it could be a panic attack or jerking it? Who can tell with?

  6. Stardigrade says:

    I’m trying to edit the Rhys/Axis “dub-con” scene to make it consensual but not having an easy time -____- Can anyone have better luck than me?

    • Oh honnie, you’ll give yourself an aneurism. The only way I can imagine is by simply redrawing the whole thing.

      • Stardigrade says:

        That’s extremely tempting actually…Maybe I’ll come up with a 1st draught or something. I’d appreciate all the in-put I could get though @__@

        • With a character like Axis you’d have to go SUPER SLOW with the introduction of gay sex and prostrate play to avoid non-con.

          I’d personally tweak Axis’ character for it. That Axis while a macho meat-head is open-minded, and has become bored of the same old routine. On a whim he agrees to a session with Rhys with the condition that Rhys bottoms. They both have a fun time, butting heads in a playful manner, and Axis starts thinking about what prostate stimulation must feel like since Rhys was SUPER into it.

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