Contribute?

Long ago, I made a big post on how YOU the FINELY GROOMED PUBLIC can contribute riffs too!  That’s how Cheesecake’s wondrous Pedur and da Wulf riffs got started.

If you’d like to claim to riff a whole comic or just post a couple of goofy ones for kicks I would be honored to host them here.  What do you need? Well I’d like the riffs to be on a bad manga/webcomic that features some kind of gay male relationship, preferable one that has ignorant portrayals of gay male relationships and justifications for abusive relationships or rape/molestation.  Besides that I only have two other qualifications:

1.) The comic/manga you are poking fun at is made by somebody over the age of 18. It’s stressful enough being a young teen, but once someone is around the 18 age range it’s about time they grow up and they can get pulled up by their britches if you do dumb things.

2.) Don’t be a dick.  What!? You’re a dick faps! I know, I know let me explain. Don’t do bullshit like coat a page with nothing but racial slurs and other douchery.  We can all have a poke fun at the author but be a FUCKING HUMAN about it! For instance if English is the author’s 2nd language don’t mercilessly bash them for less then perfect English. Is the author a transgender FtM individual? Don’t bash them just because they’re transgender!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!??

Do you want to riff just a couple of pages of something I’ve already riffed? Go for it!

Want to tackle a comic/manga that has never been touched before?

Then let me give you some suggestions.

Webcomics

Arcana -  A kind and cuddly vampire has a homo relationship.  Vampire then goes batshit insane rapes his homo buddy, and then tries to win him back after the incident with violence toward him and his friends. Best part? IT WORKS!!!

208 pages total and dead.

Purpera Noxa - There are a fuck ton of vampires andddddddd….the story doesn’t really do anything. Note: English is not these author’s first language.

Near 100 pages and still kicking.

Saturday People - A man drugs and date rapes another man.  After a series of very skeezy and abusive things, he convinces his rape victim to help him build a total sweet rave club.

40 pages and still kicking.

Replica - A dude is obsessesed with a brother-figure. When he finds a slave that looks like him he makes him his sex slave.  He’s just misunderstood though and it’s secretly really his brother-figure. (Note I have not read the whole thing.)

200 + pages and still kicking

Fallen - A douchebag angel and effeminate sweet demon.

600 + pages and still kicking

MANGA~

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi aka The Best First Love in The World - By the same author as Junjou Romantica. It is slightly better then Junjou, but is still some semes rape some ukes and then cliche romance tropes show up.

7 volumes and still kicking.

You’re my loveprize in Viewfinder - A muddled story starting off with a journalist being raped by a mobster and falling in love with him.  There are others stories in this series as well.

7 volumes and still kicking.

Saihate no Kimi e aka To You So Far Away - A really melodramtic story about a kid and his brother who are forced into slavery and then raped for a long ass time.  When the kid is finally allowed to be free he just runs into his rapist’s arms again cause thought is hard.

1 volume with 6 chapters and completed.

Kawaii Akuma aka Cute Devil - is a story about how a super popular cute guy rapes the hell out of a meek dude. Then the little suddenly grows into an enormous super “handsome” guy and is still popular. Suddenly meek dude is super okay with the sexual assualt.

1 volume with 6 chapters and completed.

I don’t like any of these, what are some good resources so I can do my own research?

Mangago - is an enormous manga hosting site. It also has a good searching tool to narrow down what kind of genre you’d like to indulge in.

Mangahere - is also a massive resource. However licensing has recently been cracking down on the site.

Smackjeeves – is a webcomic hosting site that is infamous for its free-range (and not always stellar) boy’s love stories.

Have a suggestion or want to get into this riffing game?

Email me at yourfapsenedhere@gmail.com!

26 Responses to Contribute?

  1. Carly says:

    you are awful. disgusting. rape is not kawaii. you sick sick person. you should be ashamed.

  2. Fuckyoulyingbitch says:

    You are most disgusting person earth. Most of all the stuff here is lies. Obviously you just don’t understand what a fandom is. You are in the weeaboo side of the hetalia fandom and you are making jokes about an anime that started out as an innocent web comic? If you don;t know the truth about hetalia, don’t hate on it bitch. The character reviews you put on there are FAKE. That was gakuen Seychelles you idiot. And you really think that an Anime is going to be perfect with perfect characters and perfect story? HA-NO! If you were an otaku, you would understand that there somethings in fandoms that you might not like. The yaoi in hetalia can range anywhere, you choose to search that shit up. And most of that stuff is Japanese, and are people that are reading this Japanese? NO!!!! So why waste time out of your life creating this BULLSHIT website,if you don’t know the true origins?

    • psychogirl says:

      you know nothing. have you ever read between the lines and tried to decipher the true feelings behind the stories? do you know what is like to feel like a third wheel? or what it’s like to reunited with your long lost lover? no. because everything for you is perfect. you don’t know reality. you live in your own world and don’t give a shit about feelings as long as they’re not yours. you don’t know anything

      • cc says:

        None of these stories are about romance in any healthy capacity despite portraying it as “true love”. Rape is never the answer for reuniting or “saying” your feelings of love.

        If you buy into this bullshit you live a very sad life and you have my condolences.

      • You no absolutely nothing about me besides the fact I don’t like Hetalia and some BL stories. You are assuming that because I don’t like the things you like, that I have never experienced hardship? You know what they say when you assume right? You make an ass out of u and me.

      • Anonymous says:

        I highly doubt YOU actually care about other people’s feelings more than yours.

      • Anonymous says:

        You’re right. We do care about other people’s feelings as long as they’re not yours, faps or cc. Congratulations! You’ve guess it correctly! :)

    • cc says:

      You honestly make no sense, for someone who harps about research you certainly didn’t look at your opponents’ stance with any kind of deepness. The talk about “otaku” is laughable, it’s the Japanese word equal of “basement dwelling neckbeard”.

      Criticizing something isn’t asking perfection from it, if a series chooses to use history as it’s baseline it needs to get it right, there is no excuse because inaccuracy will only do more harm than good. There are already major history problems in Japan such as how they try to erase their involvement with the Rape of Nanking.

      In the US history is even worse since there is rampant erasure of females and PoC. History should not be fucked with and just because you love something doesn’t mean it’s immune to criticism of what are actual problems.

  3. psychogirl says:

    okay, what the fuck is wrong with you? you bad mouth things you don’t even know about. you don’t know anything about it. you don’t like it, then keep it to yourself, instead of making a damn website and showing people who like Junjou, or Sekai Ichi, or any other manga/anime like that and making us feel…enraged, pitiful, and ashamed. you are bringing your own sadness. wonder why you have haters? WELL READ THE SHIT YOU POST AND MAYBE YOU COULD UNDERSTAND US MORE!!!

    • cc says:

      “Pointing out the rampant rape in all these series” is shitposting said the shitposter.

      However you have aptly named yourself, so good job.

    • If you follow the logic of, “If you don’t like it than keep it to yourself” than why are you screeching at me in these comments?

      I never wonder why I have haters, it’s totally obvious. It’s because many people are not mature enough to accept other’s differing opinions or refuse to recognize that the things they love have faults.

      I do read the shit I post. I’ve read Pure Romance all the way through, twice, and I still find it repugnant. I’m close to finishing a video review of it, if you’re curious my full feelings on why it’s such garbage.

      • Anonymous says:

        Now our turn, if YOU follow the logic of “DONT LIEK DONT REED!!!1111!!1!1!” Then why are YOU reading and replying to a random person’s comments? Getting totally butthurt when someone disagrees with you or has an opinion that is different from yours or even stating FACTS that you’re being fully ignorant to and being scared of? Have fun lowering your pathetic self down to their level instead of using your rotting neglected BRAIN against them, you waste of space.

        • cc says:

          Anon is butthurt to a comment thread from 3 years ago and still fails basic reading comprehension. Scintillating.

  4. Cam says:

    I’m so happy about this site. Honestly, there is almost no yaoi I can enjoy or take seriously anymore, because it’s all so far removed from reality and so scandalously dumb and immoral that I just get disgusted. This is coming from an ex-fangirl. I know the genre through and through. If you grow up and come to realize what relationships are all about, you understand that yaoi is a big, filthy lie. How can adult mangaka not be ashamed of themselves for writing about blantantly abusive, rape-filled and idiotic relationships? That aren’t relationships at all, might I add.

    That is why: thank you, don’t listen to the 13-year-old haters, they’ll realize when they’re older. It’s not easy to accept that your fandom is a joke created by perverted retards, but the truth is the truth.

    • Oh pfffft, I’ve had plenty of haters in all shades and I couldn’t be less bothered.

      I make this site for folks like you. You’d be suprised how many ex-fans are now fed up with the malarky. (I would be one of those.) There is some good yaoi, but so much shit to wade through to get to it, and while I’m wading I’m going to call the shit, SHIT!

      Thanks for the support!

  5. Rita says:

    You still take in contributions? I’ve some really bad yaois that I’d like to take a swing at

  6. Anonymous says:

    thanks, ya

  7. Anonymous says:

    What else do you do besides bitching on the Internet? :)

  8. Anonymous says:

    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

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