FAQ

Commonly asked questions about me, the crap I do here, and common arguments against my riffs.

About Me:

What IS THIS PLACE!?

It’s a place where I post silly comic edits of bad yaoi. Edit out the speech bubbles, add my own rude/immature/amusing thoughts and blamo we got a riff.

What can I call you?

Yourfapsendhere, or Faps.

What pronoun should I use for you?

I’m gender queer so I prefer you use a gender neutral pronoun but I’m not going to be offended if you call me he or she. Just don’t call me “it” please.

Do you hate yaoi?

I have a love hate relationship with yaoi. I enjoy fiction that contains GLBTQ characters. What I don’t love is a community saturated with immaturity and ignorance, and cliches like rape/abuse=love.

Do you GET OFF to gay porn?

The only thing I GET OFF to is my hatemail.

How can I contact you?

Yourfapsendhere@gmail.com

About the Riffs:

What do you use to make your riffs?

MS Paint most of the time.

What’s your most popular riff?

From what I gather the Prostitues r’ Us riffs.

What’s you’re longest/shortest riff?

Longest is Let’s Hateo Kaito Rapeo with 814, and Screwed up is tiny at almost 40.

How long does it take to make a riff?

2 to 5 minutes for the most part.

Will you host riffs of mine?

Absolutely! Send them over!

About the arguments:

There was no rape/sexual assault/abuse in that comic!

I disagree, if you want to discuss it with me, I’ll be civil I promise.

Are you shaming people with abuse fetishes?

I’m not fetish shaming.  If you have a dub-con/non-con/abuse kink that’s okay by me as long as you don’t hurt people in real life.  The problem I have is when people JUSTIFY abuse/rape in comics. With things like, “it’s okay cause he loves him,” or “It’s not abuse if he doesn’t hit him” or “who wouldn’t want that smexy bishie’s fists all over them?”

If you don’t like it don’t read it!

Then don’t read my riffs.

Why do you like that manga/comic/story when it has rape in it!?

I don’t automatically hate any media with rape in it. I merely poke fun at poorly written attempts of, “RAPE IS LOVE” not any media with rape in it.

Do you hate the authors of the comics you riff?

No not really. I like making fun of ones that prove themselves drama worthy though.

Quit being so WHITE YOU WOMAN HATING RACIST!

No social justice sally, NO!

47 Responses to FAQ

  1. hi i know where you live says:

    mountain view, california near moffett federal airfield

  2. Catalyst says:

    I enjoyTeahouse and Starfighter, but I must admit these riffs are friggin’ hilarious (and painfully true).
    If you don’t like those two, what ARE some comics that you recommend? I’d love to hear your opinion on this. :)

  3. Biofreak says:

    Is there anywhere else to find your riffs? In some of your posts you seem to imply that you put them on livejournal at some point.

    (Additionally, I am surprised that I recognize so many of your riffs. At some point in the misty days of my childhood, I think I might’ve liked Teahouse. Starfighter frightened me a bit, and Shark Teeth was full of assholes, if you’ll pardon my language. Sublunary, conversely, was so awful as to be hilarious.)

    • My riffs originally and very briefly on Tumblr, then Livejournal/photobucket, and now here. Each time authors of the original content threatened legal action for copyright infringement and the public sites buckled. I believe the starfighter author did this, and I have evidence that the teahouse authors did this. The teahouse authors also attempted to do it on this site, but since this site is privately owned the individual stood up to their legal threats. Obviously these were just threats so no further action was taken, and the riffs are staying up strong.

      Some of them are still on my photobucket account, but there are no where else really. If you really want to, I can link you but all that I have riffed is on this site somewhere.

      Haha I don’t know why I wouldn’t pardon your language considering my foul mouth! But yeah a lot of the comics I pick on have good notoriety, and that’s somewhat intentional. Haha Sublunary did riff itself on a number of occasions.

  4. Anonymous says:

    What are you circling with the red circles on your riffs? Sometimes it’s not evident to me.

    • It depends. Usually it’s an art error like something not colored in, some bizarre anatomy, or one of those eyes you see through the hair. Sometimes it’s just a bizarre expression or a “JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE YOUR ARMS SO THIN KID!!!”

  5. AwkwardTurtle says:

    Just wanna say, although I don’t agree with all of you opinions on certain things I understand them. Although I agree with the majority of them actually XD. I also find you hilarious.
    Feel free to shoot me down, but I think hetalia was originally going to just be a silly story that interested people to look into history more and as the fanbase became what it is they changed it to please the fans…. (I do however wish they went more in depth with their characters and history instead of random shit)

  6. UnIronicallyIronic says:

    So I wanted to make my own Teahouse parody, do you have any tips?

    • It depends on the type of parody you’re doing. I would suggest avoiding talking about the authors, and keep the offensive politically incorrect jokes to a minimum (teahouse is already pretty un-pc.) Lastly anger can be a great tool but can be toxic if you let it run amok. So if teahouse makes you angry, keep it in check when creating the parody.

      If you want to talk more about this you can always hit me up on my email yourfapsendhere@gmail.com.

  7. Geno says:

    When I try to read your post “Why Hetalia is bad and you should feel bad” the page asks me to submit a password, how can I get it? I read that post from time to time because it’s hilarious and true, but now I can’t.

    Good job on writing it, by the way, I loved it. :)

    • Aww thank you! I was getting overwhelmed with comments on the rant so I put it under lock and key. I have a password for the post…but for some reason I’m having a hard time getting the password to work. Once I have the time I will probably send you a copy of the document to your email since there’s another person who wants to see it as well. I’m glad you like it so much! Please be patient with me!

  8. Anonymous says:

    I have a question because I’m a tad bit confused about you, do you actually like porn?

  9. Anonymous says:

    Hello, a friend told me about this site and I have a serious question for you: I like APH but I’m not too obsessive about it (and I have at least 50 other animes that I like more than APH, some of them aimed at children), does that mean that I deserve to get raped and die? O.O;

    • cc says:

      Anon the APH rant is not public anymore and probably hasn’t been for about year, I think? I’m not faps so I don’t know.

      Your friend may need to learn to let go of an oldass rant that is literally years old and prefaced with disclaimers that it had nothing good or nice to say about APH and to recollection it only railed hard on people that possess a weird dissonance about history and its usage for punchlines.

      As an aside I don’t think the rant said anything about people who enjoy it “should be raped/die”, but I cannot say for certain.

      Either way this is not an APH site, it’s a site that riffs on bad yaoi webcomics that romanticize rape. At the time the rant was a standalone rant because APH had some bad fans romanticizing WARS between countries as “MxM sexual tension and drama”.

  10. Anonymous says:

    If faps runs this site what is the job of cc here? Thanks.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Are you born gender queer or did you say that because you’re secretly a straight homophobe just like one anon on this site pointed out (by calling you a ‘breeder’)?

    • cc says:

      How does the “faps is a straight homophobe” conspiracy work when they recommend other LGBTA+ works that are better written/drawn?

      How does this theory survive when they ALSO criticize the same rapey, sexist bullshit found in terrible het ‘romance’ stories?

      Faps I think you should call this the butthurt fountain because there’s an awful lot of straw grasping from the anons.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Some people (like your dumb parents) SERIOUSLY need to hear about birth control.

  13. Anonymous says:

    *Reads FAQ*
    *FAQ says “gender-queer” about that person*
    My reaction?
    “Fuck you, tumblr!”

  14. Anonymous says:

    hi I’m new here and something confuses me about this site and the coments (the ones that keeps menshinnig this so-called hetalia) I have never seen it so I wanted to kno what makes it so bad??????

    • cc says:

      Hi anon, I’m not OP but if you don’t mind, I could give my own 2sents on it:

      APH is not The Worst Thing Ever, but I would never rec it to anyone.

      On the technical side of things APH is not visually impressive in terms of animation, sound or production. The visual design of things is very generic and relies on baseline iconography from countries. The style itself is also horrendously generic.

      On the content side of things you have slapstick and then you have mishandled history. The history itself is something you could read about yourself or find better resources to be informed rather than trying to fit in a punchline alongside the history. That each country is a single stereotype doesn’t do this any favors either.

      If for some reason you are trying to get invested in the politics of what has already happened or somehow in the ‘characters’, you ARE better off trying to get your fix with anything fictional. Getting invested with singular entities representing major powers does a huge disservice to the actual history and the complexity of the people in the past.

      To anyone who goes “but it’s just harmless and has nothing to do with real life” if that were true then there would be no need to actually refer to the countries or to ACTUAL history that has occurred. The author CHOSE to refer to history and these countries for a reason, you shouldn’t be remiss about it.

      I PERSONALLY see no merit in that kind of thing. Much less ‘offended by it’, I’m seriously just bored or otherwise not impressed by it.

      There is a whole sea of better anime, and even MORE other media such as books, comics, movies, etc. about war, politics, power struggles, comedy, etc.

      You can do better for your entertainment and you don’t have to rely on cheap punchlines couched in simplified history to have it.

    • Anonymous says:

      I think it’s your grammar/spelling.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Any thoughts about Boku No Pico?

  16. Anonymous says:

    What the hell is “gender-queer”? God made Adam and Eve. Not Adam, Eve, mayonnaise and toaster!

  17. Anonymous says:

    Oh you’re genderqueer? Well then I identify as an (Apache) attack helicopter. Don’t you dare forget it!

  18. Anonymous says:

    Will you do a face reveal in one of your videos?

  19. Anonymous says:

    Are faps and cc born on a highway?

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  22. Anonymous says:

    What genitalia do faps and cc have? I wanna know what pronouns should I use on them.

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